Over millions of years, in their constant, harrowing battle for survival, animals have evolved and adapted to often impossibly harsh environments. Frequently, these adaptations objectively make sense, like flippers to help with swimming, or camouflage for hiding from predators. Other adaptations are just plain weird. But as Jeff Goldblum wisely said in Jurassic Park, life, uh, finds a way. Hey, whatever it takes to stay alive.

Here, a few bizarre evolutionary quirks found throughout the animal kingdom:

1. Lungless salamanders

Most animals need lungs to breathe, but a family of salamanders called plethodontids have none. Instead, they breathe through the cells and vessels in their skin. Scientists aren't sure why these salamanders — nicknamed lungless salamanders — evolved this way, but they do know how: A copy of a key lung gene mutated, making the skin capable of oxygen exchange. Scientists also found a surfactant protein — necessary for immunity and lung health — on these salamanders that could one day be useful in treating human patients who suffer from lung disease.

2. Butt-breathing turtles

The white-throated snapping turtle has a special skill: It can breath underwater. But it doesn't have gills. Instead, it takes the oxygen from water in through its bottom. The process — called cloacal respiration — means oxygenated water is sucked into the turtle's anus, where the oxygen is removed, and deoxygenated liquid is expelled back out of the turtle's butt. (There is a special sac inside the turtle designed to separate the breathing from the pooping, in case you were wondering.) This adaptation helps the white-throated turtle hide from predators and stay alive throughout the winter months.

3. Orgasm-faking fish

The female brown trout is pretty picky about her mates, and if she's not so sure about a guy that's courting her, she knows what to do to get him off her back: Fake an orgasm. When the brown trout spawn, both the male and the female fish quiver in the water and simultaneously release their sperm and eggs. But over time, the females have learned they can shake it, fake it, and actually preserve her eggs (which take a lot of energy to produce) until the right stud comes along. Researchers at Sweden's National Board of Fisheries observed female trout faking their own orgasms 69 out of 117 times. The theatrics paid off. "The more false orgasms a female had, the more males were present when she finally released her eggs," writes Jon Copley at the New Scientist. Hopefully one of those males will be the strongest, fittest of the bunch, ensuring her babies have the best chance of survival.

4. Penis-fencing worms

Flatworms are hermaphrodites, meaning they can inseminate and be inseminated — they are both male and female. However, the female role is much more demanding: The male has a never-ending amount of gametes with which to reproduce, but the female must carry the relatively large eggs until they are developed. She's also the one left to care for them after they hatch. So, when worms want to mate, they fight to be the inseminater, rather than the inseminatee, because once the deed is done, the male worms get to simply slither away. The fight begins with two worms showing their penises, which are then used as weapons to stab and inseminate the other worm. Not only is the loser subject to a painful prick, they're stuck with the rest of the reproduction responsibilities.

5. Suicide-bomber ants

When these ants from the island of Borneo sense an intruder could harm their nest, they sacrifice their own life to save their family and protect their territory. The ants have special glands inside their bodies that are filled with a sticky, yellow, poisonous goo. In fact, most of their bodies are dedicated to storing this deadly stuff. They latch on to an intruder, then squeeze their own bodies until they burst, spewing yellow goo all over the enemy. It's a genetic adaptation that defies self-preservation. But "it makes perfect sense genetically," Professor William Foster of the University of Cambridge told New Scientist. "Fight for your siblings, protect the nest."

6. Chemical-resistant bed bugs

Before the common bedbug, also known as Cimex lectularius, infiltrated our sheets, it made its home in caves, feeding off slumbering bats. When humans appeared on the scene, the bugs began their slow evolution process, shifting their schedule to feed at night, not during the day. Their bodies changed to accommodate their new human hosts; bedbugs that feed on humans have longer, thinner legs compared to their bat-loving cousins, and researchers speculate this is because they no longer need the strength to hang upside down on cave walls. As humans have tried to combat bed bugs with pesticides, the bugs did them one better by developing super powers — like a genetic variation that makes them resistant to chemicals, ensuring that wherever humans go, bed bugs shall go, too.