An exclusive online dating site is opening an L.A. nightclub for beautiful people only.

Last week's question: A new Los Angeles nightclub will admit only good-looking people, with beauty judges stationed at the door to turn away those deemed insufficiently attractive. If an entrepreneur were to open a club next door for people who failed the beauty test, what should it be called?

Click here for the results of last week's contest: Stud tortoise

RESULTS:

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THE WINNER: "Studio 5s and 4s"

Peter Smith, Los Angeles

SECOND PLACE: "The Not So Hot Spot"

Phyllis Klein, New York City

THIRD PLACE: "Club Meh"

Betsy Barr, Somerville, Mass.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Copacabanished

Jim McNichol, Scotch Plains, N.J.

"Fright Club"

Mike Boskovic, Glen Ellyn, Ill.

"House of Discards"

William H. Benson, Sterling, Colo.

"The Velvet Nope"

Audrey Nagel, Burlington, N.J.

"Revel Without a Corset"

David Killick, Tucson, Ariz.

"Bar None"

Kathy El-Assal, Middleton, Wis.

"HEEBGB"

Ken Liebman, Williston, Vt.

"Bumped Uglies"

Clifford Lazarus, Skillman, N.J.

"Only the Homely"

Ed Levin, Chapel Hill, N.C.

"Studio You Look 54"

David McMillan, Brooklyn

"Club Med-ium"

Mark Schaffer, Saratoga Springs, N.Y.

"The Poxy"

Maya McGrory, Centreville, Md.

"The Lower Bar"

Tony Sannella, Mill Valley, Calif.

"The 99 Percent"

Rick Glass, Arlington, Va.

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