What do women want? Pockets!

When do we want them? Yesterday!

Fists and pockets.
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At the end of April, researchers published a study into one of the great mysteries of our time: Why do people hold phones while walking?

A few weeks later, I was on my way somewhere, holding my phone, when I saw this news burbling up from the media cauldrons. The answer seemed so obvious I didn't even bother to read the article. Of course I hold my phone while walking, I thought, because I generally don't have pockets large enough to hold it. If my phone sinks to the bottom of my bag, it's lost to the wilderness that is my bag bottom, and I don't want to stop or pull out the contents of my bag to find it. I want it right there. In my hand. Ready to check texts or make calls or look at GPS or the time or take a picture or whatever else I want to do. That's why I'm walking with it.

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Jen Doll

Jen Doll is the author of the memoir Save the Date: The Occasional Mortifications of a Serial Wedding Guest. She's also the managing editor for Mental Floss magazine and has written for The Atlantic, Esquire, Glamour, Marie Claire, The Hairpin, New York magazine, The New Republic, The New York Times Book Review The Village Voice, and other publications.