The Week contest: Angry geezers

This week's question: Larry David, 74, and celebrity lawyer Alan Dershowitz, 82, got into an angry argument at a Martha's Vineyard general store, with the Seinfeld creator calling Dershowitz "disgusting" for aiding former President Trump's impeachment defense. If a TV network were to create a comic reality show featuring David and Dershowitz debating politics in various public places, what should it be titled?
Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Beast battle
RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "Antique Goad Show"
Bruce Carlson, Alexandria, Virginia
SECOND PLACE: "Whine-feld"
Jana Khan, Durham, North Carolina
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THIRD PLACE: "Deadliest Kvetch"
Roseann Fanucchi, Sonoma, California
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"This Old Grouse"
Jess Urriola, Morris Plains, New Jersey
"Kvetch Me If You Can"
Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pennsylvania
"Opine-feld"
George Strong, Plano, Texas
"Mad About You"
George Rose, South Daytona, Florida
"Aging Bull"
Kim Doyle, Woolwich, Maine
"Fossil Feud"
James Smith, Delancey, New York
"The Crank Tank"
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
"Geriat-rifts"
Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts
"Trumpy vs. Grumpy"
Sam Eidson, Denver
"Last Man Ranting"
Karen J. Caton, Ann Arbor, Michigan
"No Consensus for Old Men"
Ken Liebman, Williston, Vermont
"Feud for Thought"
Phyllis Klein, New York City
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