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The Week contest: Plot twist

This week's question: An empty family crypt in a Los Angeles cemetery that sits directly adjacent to the graves of Hugh Hefner and Marilyn Monroe is up for auction, with bids starting at $2 million. In seven words or fewer, please write a real estate listing aimed at people who are eager to spend eternity in this celebrity packed neighborhood.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Angry geezers

RESULTS: 

THE WINNER: "Sleep with the stars — you urned it"

Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh

SECOND PLACE: "Eternal rest with Playboy's best"

Bruce Jackson, Shaker Heights, Ohio

THIRD PLACE: "RIP with VIPs"

Jesse Rifkin, Arlington, Virginia

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Dying to sleep with Marilyn Monroe?"

Ric Ogden, Andover, Massachussets

"A neighborhood, and neighbors, to die for"

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

"Captivating crypt: Wanna sleep with the stars?"

Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania

"Eternal stay at Playboy Mansion now available"

Skip Flanagan, Roseville, California

"Between Marilyn & Hugh, a place for you"

Wes Hamlin, New Castle, Deleware

"The vault with our stars"

Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pennsylvania

"Will vault you to prominence"

Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California

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