The Week contest: Dog show

This week's question: DogTV, a newly launched TV network in the U.K., will feature programming designed to soothe four-legged viewers suffering from separation anxiety and stress when their humans are not home. Please come up with a title for a primetime show, intended to both relax and entertain the canine audience, that might air on the network.
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "Barks & Recreation"
Matthew Lane, Emporia, Kansas
SECOND PLACE: "Paw & Order: Chasing SUV"
Michael Grossman, San Dimas, California
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THIRD PLACE: "Gimme Kibble Live!'
Rick Torrence, The Village, Oklahoma
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Shih Tzu's Creek"
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Dog Walker: Texas Ranger"
Gary Evenson, McFarland, Wisconsin
"The Great British Barking Show"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
"The Good Boy Place"
Terry Hampton, West Plains, Missouri
"The Big Bone Theory"
George Calder, Westland, Michigan
"Game of Bones"
Rebecca Burgan, Petaluma, California
"The Golden Retriever Girls"
Sim Segal, New York City
"His Master's The Voice"
Dave Grossman, Petaluma, California
"Jerry Springer Spaniel"
Anthony Hoff, Duluth, Minnesota
"The Masked Springer"
Art Rodia, Southbury, Connecticut
"Rex and the City"
Megan Moyer, Oakland, California
"Bark Tank"
Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, Virginia
"Polbark"
Bill Winslow, Alexandria, Virginia
"Shepardy!"
Diana Russell, Rochester, New York
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