The Week contest: Car exorcist

This week's question: A New Age "healer" helped model Gisele Bündchen spiritually cleanse her SUV shortly after she announced she was seeking a divorce from NFL star Tom Brady. Come up with a job title for someone who specializes in exorcizing cars.
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RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "Used Car Healer"
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
SECOND PLACE: "Priust"
Nathan Paddock, Bradford, New Hampshire
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THIRD PLACE: "Lexuscist"
Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Catechismic Converter''
Peter St.Wecker, Piedmont, California
"Carma Carmedium"
Marshall Mortenson, Naperville, Illinois
"Road Sage''
Steve Knobler, Seattle, Washington
"Karma Mechanic"
Hunter Burgan, Los Angeles, California
"Auto Hexpert"
Gary Evenson, Mcfarland, Wisconsin
"Transmissionary"
Phyllis Klein, Forest Hills, New York
"Porsche Whisperer"
Jason Schnuit, Santa Monica, California
"Volvomancer"
Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Ghost Ridder"
Lynn Morales, Los Osos, California
"Higher Power Washer"
Jacqueline Sunshine, Teaneck, New Jersey
"The Chrysler Compeller"
Brandin Bartholf, Glens Falls, New York
"Ghost Combuster"
Daylanne English, Minneapolis, Minnesota
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