Piers Morgan has sex with vegan sausage roll in new novella

A British writer has penned a steamy novella about Piers Morgan having sex with a Greggs vegan sausage roll. After Morgan spent much of last year complaining about the plant-based snack, Alizee Yeezy has written a book in which the Good Morning Britain host becomes intimate with one. Asked why she did this, she replied: “Why is a good question.”

Britain's worst drivers revealed

Ford drivers are the worst in the UK, according to a recent study. The researchers found that 44.6% of Ford drivers have points on their licence - more than any other car users. Suzuki and Volvo users with no penalty points were named the safest drivers. The study also found that women are more likely to be caught driving whilst disqualified (15%) compared to male drivers (2%).

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Hitler impersonator arrested outside Munich bar

A man dressed up as Adolf Hitler was arrested by police after trying to sneak into a bar in Germany. Harald Zenz, an Austrian impersonator of the dictator who goes by the name Harold Hitler, was stopped outside a bar in Munich. The bar gave him a lifelong ban.

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