Shaquille O'Neal has granted our holiday wishes.
The "platinum recording artist and obscenely tall person" stopped by Mashable's offices to show the internet how to use the classic Easy-Bake Oven.
Sure, O'Neal may not possess Bobby Flay's level of professionalism, and he's a bit clumsy with the miniscule tin pans, but he does offer some great cooking tips, which include the suggestion of listening to music while stirring up your batter "home-boy style."
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At the end of the video, O'Neal gets serious, revealing the real purpose of his video. "It will be 14.7 million children that wake up without a single gift on Christmas. Do me a favor: Donate. [...] Help me shorten those numbers." Shaq, you're melting our hearts with this one.