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baby's first political statement

You can now dress your baby up like a marijuana leaf for Halloween

You can now dress your baby up like a marijuana leaf for Halloween

Babies can be total party poopers (in more ways than one). So how do you signal to the neighbors on Halloween that your baby is actually totally chill?

Enter, the marijuana leaf costume:

Yes, this "Baby Marijuana Costume" is available for $29.99 from Brands On Sale, a company that seems pretty aware that its costumes are controversy bait (see: "Sexy Ebola Containment Suit"). If you, too, would like to use your child to bait controversy, go ahead and snap one of these up while you still can. Just make sure your baby doesn't bogart the milk at your next party.