Cleveland zoo lets owl predict LeBron James' destination. Owl promptly picks Miami.

LeBron James will re-sign with the Miami Heat, according to Cleveland's "wise old owl," Tawny.

The Cleveland Metroparks Zoo tasked Tawny with predicting where James will wind up when The Decision 2.0 is finally over. And either because Tawny knows something we don't, or because it, too, doesn't get the appeal of Cleveland, the bird went with Miami.

"Ooh, sorry, Cleveland," should be the city's new motto.

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