Speed Reads


Joe Biden gleefully wields squirt gun, prepares to wreck kids in water fight

Vice President Joe Biden looks right at home brandishing a squirt gun, because of course he does.

The picture comes from The Washington Post's Katie Zezima, who snapped it at Biden's annual summer get-together at the Naval Observatory on Saturday. If there was still any doubt that Biden bears a striking resemblance to his satirical Onion incarnation, "Diamond' Joe Biden," this should settle it.