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Science!

These pigeons are very confused by zero gravity

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I know what everyone is wondering this Friday: what happens when pigeons ride the "vomit comet?" They are a bit disoriented, and tend to crash into things:

This raises the question, though: would they eventually get used to the feeling and be able to navigate properly? Clearly, the only way to find out is to breed pigeon-man hybrids and take them up to the International Space Station.