T-shirt opinions: Available in size 'Two and a Half'
A way for Charlie Sheen fans to express their disdain for the new Two and a Half Men — and more in our collection of topical message tees

A record 28 million viewers may have tuned in to see Ashton Kutcher's debut as Charlie Sheen's replacement on Two and a Half Men, but some argue that it's Sheen who's still "duh, winning." Many critics attributed the ratings spike to curiosity over how the show would handle Sheen's departure, and found the all-too-frequently naked Kutcher less than hilarious. Perhaps the series' new star could cover up with this referential t-shirt ($27).
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