By stitching together two American diet staples, Pizza Hut has concocted a creation that would make Frankenstein proud: The Hot Dog Bites Pizza.
The Hot Dog Bites Pizza is a one-topping pie surrounded by a crust made of 28 mini-hot dogs, with a side of French's mustard. Launching June 18, this creation will set you back $11.99. It's actually not a new idea, The Washington Post reports, as the chain sold a similar item overseas featuring less hot dogs. While this new dish might help put you in an early grave, at least you won't ever again have to decide if it's going to be pizza or hot dogs for dinner.
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