Jeb Bush carries toy turtles in his pocket to remind people that 'slow and steady wins the race'
The jury is still out on whether or not Jeb Bush is okay, and this new information might not do much to reassure anyone on the fence about it. Apparently the presidential hopeful carries small toy turtles around in his pockets to remind others — and presumably himself — that "slow and steady wins the race."
While the pocket totems are a little concerning, Bush's full embrace of the slow moving reptile as his spirit animal has been a long time coming:
Hang in there, you joyful tortoise, you.
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Jeva Lange was the executive editor at TheWeek.com. She formerly served as The Week's deputy editor and culture critic. She is also a contributor to Screen Slate, and her writing has appeared in The New York Daily News, The Awl, Vice, and Gothamist, among other publications. Jeva lives in New York City. Follow her on Twitter.
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