Marco Rubio is hoping a quip he made against Donald Trump during Thursday night's Republican debate will lead to a bevy of campaign donations.
Rubio told Trump if he hadn't inherited millions of dollars from his father, he'd be "selling watches in Manhattan," and his online store is now shilling a broken Trump watch. You won't actually get the shattered Rolex pictured, though — instead, "your $10 donation will help Marco stop him."
For those who want something to show for their donation, Rubio's also selling a "Wake Up, America!" travel mug ($35), "Marco Rubio is BAE" t-shirt ($30), "Water Great Nation" water bottle ($30), and various styles of Marco Polo shirts ($45-$48). Act now for free shipping on all orders!
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