Tiger Woods' version of Santa is just as sleazy as you'd expect


In case you're wondering what sort-of-disgraced-but-not golfer Tiger Woods is up to this Christmas:
Woods has been fighting nagging back injuries, and earlier this month placed 15th out of 17 golfers at the Hero World Challenge at the Albany resort in the Bahamas. But through all the grueling rehab and the struggle to regain his erstwhile dominance in the golf world, at least he found time to bleach his goatee.
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Kimberly Alters is the news editor at TheWeek.com. She is a graduate of the Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University.
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