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Trump has released the Christmas edition of his Make America Great Again hat. It's $45.

Nothing quite says it's the most wonderful time of the year like a Make America Great Again hat decorated with embroidered Christmas lights. The festive item is now on sale in President Trump's campaign store and runs $45, up from the $25 it costs to purchase the regular red MAGA hat acceptable for the other 364 days of the year.

The seasonal hat is additionally emblazoned with "Merry Christmas" on the back, lest a well-meaning cashier begin to wish "happy holidays" at your retreating back:

The official uniform of the war on Christmas can be picked up along with a collectable ornament — now just $45, down from $149in the gift section of Trump's store.