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don't forget the lyrics

Watch Trump stumble through 'God Bless America'

Sometimes you're alone in the car, listening to a song you've only heard twice, and you mumble some lyrics.

President Trump can relate. Except he was on the South Lawn surrounded by press. And he was singing "God Bless America."

At Tuesday's "Celebration of America," Trump's patriotic replacement for the Philadelphia Eagles' canceled visit, the president stood in the middle of the professionally trained U.S. Army Chorus. He sang along until "and guide her," and then replaced the words with some rhythmic head bobs.

It's okay, we've all tried to convince a high school crush we were cool by mouthing along to The Smiths. He just wasn't the American people.