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Kellyanne Conway just called Trump the 'commander of cheese'

The U.S. president has a lot of jobs. Head of state. Chief diplomat. Commander of cheese, if you ask Kellyanne Conway.

The counselor to the president slipped up when describing President Trump's duties on CNN on Wednesday morning, subsequently speaking into being everyone's career goals:

Haters will say it was an accident, but former Arkansas governor and bad joke purveyor Mike Huckabee has the real story.

No wonder Trump won Wisconsin.