Kanye West got Kim Kardashian an actual Kenny G for Valentine's Day

Roses are red, horses eat hay, Kanye got Kim Kenny G for V-Day.

But actually. Kim Kardashian shared photos on Thursday of her living room, which was filled with about 100 vases full of roses as well as one whole Kenny G:

Kenny also played "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" for Kimye, because this whole thing truly couldn't get more disgustingly romantic and over-the-top:

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Thanks for making the rest of us look bad, Kanye!