7 hilarious spoofs of the Mueller report redactions

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7 hilarious spoofs of the Mueller report redactions

April 18, 2019

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Depending on whom you ask, the president is either having a great day or a terrible one. Luckily, the internet is the winner either way. Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report into Russian election meddling was heavily redacted, as was expected, here are a few of the best spoofs and commentaries about the redactions and how one or two well-placed black boxes can change a whole paragraph. Jeva Lange

7. Pardon?

I wrote about redactions, even though ████████████, which is kind of insane. I'll get over it, eventually, but having your ██████ chewed by a former Secretary of ██████ will really put the ██████ in your ██████. https://t.co/2tXCyNgPKX
— Dan Zak (@MrDanZak) April 11, 2019

6. Your sharpie is going to run out of ink.

Remember: Everything █████ ██ ███████ ████. ███ Trump ██ ████ says ████ ██ today, ████ he ███ █████ ███████ refused █ █████ to ███ say ██ under ████ oath.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) April 18, 2019

5. Nothing to see here.

“No ████████ ████ ████████ ████ ████ ███████ ██ ████ ████ ████████ ████ ███████ collusion.”
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 18, 2019

4. This is [redacted].

pic.twitter.com/4K51MsOSpZ
— julia reinstein (@juliareinstein) April 18, 2019

3. One of those days.

just █████ ██ ███████ ████. ███ ███ remember██████ that ████████today ███ is ████████probably ████ going to ███ suck ██ on ███ ███ here
— Charlie Warzel (@cwarzel) April 18, 2019

2. Should have seen this one coming.

████████ ████ ████ your mom ███████ ██ ████ ████
— Dusty Giebel (@DustinGiebel) April 18, 2019

1. A Tale of Two Special Counsel Reports.

Bill Barr's "A Tale of Two Cities" pic.twitter.com/U51pLToETO
— Ward Q. Normal (Lightly Redacted) (@WardQNormal) April 9, 2019