The Queen of Pop has delivered the kind of OTT, “bells-and-whistles music video” that seemed to be “on the way out”, said Ed Potton in The Times. Madonna’s new 14-minute short film “Confessions II”, which marks the release of her latest album, features a “full-throttle celebrity perv-rave” in a nightclub loo packed with famous faces from Richard E. Grant to Benedict Cumberbatch.
‘Hide the cocaine!’ In much the same way Madonna’s 1990 “Vogue” music video became “shorthand” for “‘pointy tits’”, “Confessions II” will be remembered as the “vagina laser video”, said Zoe Williams in The Guardian. This time, the star must traverse a shadowy forest dodging green laser beams that fire from the dancers’ crotches in a symbol of “life force and unstoppable orgone energy”.
Later, she storms into the club bathroom where Chelsea footballers Cole Palmer and João Pedro “look around in alarm” from the urinal – “as you would if the Queen of Pop sashayed past when you were having a wazz”, said Potton in The Times. “Hide the cocaine!” she sings before the camera cuts to Kate Moss flipping her hair in the mirror, and Cumberbatch delivering some “textbook dad dancing”.
‘Gloriously over the top’ “Confessions II” is more than just a “flashy, star-studded commercial” for Madonna’s new album, said Joey Nolfi in Entertainment Weekly. “It’s a powerful meditation on her legacy, her future, and how the world sees her as she reaches a new dawn in a storied life that’s largely played out in arenas beyond her control.”
The film will have “generated exactly the response she will have hoped for”, said Dan Wakeford in The Independent. Cameos from the eclectic assortment of celebrities have us “agog, debating who we are most thrilled to see sharing a frame”. The inclusion of high-brow actor Cumberbatch is a “deliberate provocation”, telling us “high culture and club culture are the same culture”.
Of course, there have been “predictable snarks” about how Madonna should be behaving more appropriately for her 67 years, said Potton in The Times. “Nonsense. Raucous, baffling and gloriously over the top, this film is exactly what she should be doing.”
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