The New York Stock Exchange, which went down due to a technical glitch Wednesday morning, resumed trading around 3 p.m. today. But on the internet, the comedic toll has been paid; every good, bad, and mediocre joke in the book has been tweeted detailing how this, surely, was the beginning of the end.
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