How al Qaeda is like Office Space
The AP uncovers a darkly hilarious letter that showcases the terrorist group's talent for mind-numbing corporate-speak
If you think your boss is hard-nosed, try working for al Qaeda. That's one lesson to be drawn from a remarkable letter The Associated Press uncovered in Timbuktu, in which al Qaeda's chiefs in North Africa reprimand terrorist commander Moktar Belmoktar.
But the letter is so much more than that, touching on the universality of recruitment challenges at large corporations, as well as the banality of running a murderous terrorist outfit.
The 10-page letter was a final missive to Belmoktar — referred to throughout by nom de guerre Khaled Abu Abbas — after years of attempted disciplinary action, says the AP's Rukmini Callimachi.
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The letter is from the 14-member governing Shura Council of al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM), and it refers to their relationship with Belmoktar as "a bleeding wound." And like any good corporate board, the Shura Council lays out its grievances in 30 bullet points. "The list of slights is long," says Callimachi:
New York's Adam Martin broke down the transgressions into corporate-speak:
The complaints eventually pushed Belmoktar over the edge, and he quit the company a few weeks later, in December 2012, to form his own organization. Unfortunately, he was much more successful going solo: Within months, he and his forces had killed 101 people in two operations: The massive kidnapping of 600 people at a BP-operated gas plant in Algeria, and twin attacks in Niger last week, on a French-owned uranium mine and a military base.
These deadly attacks are largely about showing up his former bosses, says Rudolph Atallah, a former Pentagon counterterrorism official for Africa:
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Mathieu Guidere, an Islamic scholar at the University of Toulouse, agrees about the motive, adding that the attack on the Ain Amenas gas facility in Algeria was a big clue, since it was in territory controlled by a rival, Abou Zeid:
This is another dark truth about corporate culture: Sometimes in a proxy fight, lots of innocent people get hurt. It actually would have been better for the world had Belmoktar not quit the corporate grind.
Peter has worked as a news and culture writer and editor at The Week since the site's launch in 2008. He covers politics, world affairs, religion and cultural currents. His journalism career began as a copy editor at a financial newswire and has included editorial positions at The New York Times Magazine, Facts on File, and Oregon State University.
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