The Week contest - Unlikely headlines
As we ring in the New Year, please predict a headline that we most definitely will NOT see in 2012.
Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.
Click here for the results of the previous contest: Coffee table books
Last week's question: As we ring in the New Year, we asked you to predict a headline that we most definitely will NOT see in 2012.
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THE WINNER: U.S. Loans China 3 Trillion Dollars
Jean Howard, Dallas, GA
SECOND PLACE: Dept of Agriculture Alters Food Pyramid to Include McRib
Mike Paul, Carrboro, SC
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James Kennedy, Shreveport, LA
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Larry Robinson, Palisade, CO
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David Moore, Portland, OR
Lindsay Lohan to Serve Actual Jail Time
David Levin, Edgewater, MD
New York Times Endorses Santorum
Rosemarie Null, Lititz, PA
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Steve Adams, Annapolis, MD
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J. Kyle Richards, Towson, MD
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Marci Williams, Bainbridge Island, WA
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Kristen Kansiewicz, Lynn, MA
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