The Week contest - Unlikely headlines
As we ring in the New Year, please predict a headline that we most definitely will NOT see in 2012.

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Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.
Click here for the results of the previous contest: Coffee table books
Last week's question: As we ring in the New Year, we asked you to predict a headline that we most definitely will NOT see in 2012.
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THE WINNER: U.S. Loans China 3 Trillion Dollars
Jean Howard, Dallas, GA
SECOND PLACE: Dept of Agriculture Alters Food Pyramid to Include McRib
Mike Paul, Carrboro, SC
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Shirley Blanchard, Mission Hills, CA
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Larry Robinson, Palisade, CO
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David Moore, Portland, OR
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David Levin, Edgewater, MD
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Rosemarie Null, Lititz, PA
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Steve Adams, Annapolis, MD
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Marci Williams, Bainbridge Island, WA
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