Lesser mortals used to call Leona Helmsley “the Queen of Mean,” said Stephanie Strom in The New York Times. But boy, did she love dogs. When the famously ill-tempered hotel heiress died last August, she left $12 million to her beloved white Maltese, Trouble. Now it turns out that Helmsley earmarked virtually her entire estate—between $5 billion and $8 billion—for a charitable trust dedicated to “the care and welfare of dogs.” If her final wish survives legal challenges, the trustees could use the windfall to benefit the Humane Society or the ASPCA, or to “finance veterinary schools or research on canine diseases”—or all of the above. Even a gift of $5 billion would total “almost 10 times the combined assets” of the 7,000 nonprofit groups devoted to animal welfare.
Everybody’s laughing at Leona’s eccentricity, said the New York Daily News in an editorial. How fitting that a tycoon famous for her cranky personality would leave the world with a final obscene gesture at her fellow human beings. But think about it for a moment: The Helmsley money could provide for free spaying or neutering of every dog in New York City, ensuring that thousands of pups wouldn’t be brought unwanted into this world, only to be banished to the streets or destroyed at pounds. That’s “not completely wacko after all.” Come on, said the London Times, “$8 billion? For dogs?” With that kind of money, you could build hundreds of hospitals. Or buy 800 million mosquito nets to prevent malaria. “Or 80 million tents for homeless earthquake victims.”
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