The Week contest: College fees
This week's question: Federal prosecutors have charged 33 wealthy parents with allegedly using bribes, faked test scores, and phony athletic achievements to secure their kids' admission to elite colleges. If Hollywood were to make a comedy about an elite couple trying to buy their underperforming offspring's way into an Ivy League school, what could it be titled?
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THE WINNER: "Ferris Bueller's Pay Off"
Stacey Baker, Twin Peaks, California
SECOND PLACE: "Faking and Entering"
Jeff R. Patterson, Nashville
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THIRD PLACE: "Father of the Bribe"
Barbara James, Bedford, Massachusetts
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"Lie School Musical"
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Jessica Davis, Santa Clara, California
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