The Week contest: Word trademark

This week's question: Meghan Markle has filed a trademark for the word "archetypes," which she wants to use as the title of her new podcast. Which celebrity should try to trademark what word next?
Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Boring date
RESULTS:
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THE WINNER: "Chris Rock: Slapstick"
Doug Lindberg, Bradenton, Florida
SECOND PLACE: "Elon Musk: Buy-Curious"
Harry Q. Bovik, Hoboken, New Jersey
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THIRD PLACE: "Sen. Susan Collins: Maybe"
Lou Franzini, Jacksonville Beach, Florida
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Will Smith: Rockfall"
Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
"Vanna White: Turnover"
Tony Delmonte, Port Orange, Florida
"Tom Brady: Un-retired"
Chris Ethier, Schenectady, New York
"Donald Trump: Covfefe"
Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania
"Bill Clinton: the word 'Is'"
Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts
"Wallace Shawn: Inconceivable"
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Dan Quayle: Potatoe"
Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Novak Djokovic: Novax"
Lou Franzini, Jacksonville Beach, Florida
"Joe Biden: Malarkey"
Skip Flanagan, Roseville, California
"Will Ferrell: Cowbells"
Ivan Kershner, Salem, South Carolina
"Daniel Craig: Bondsman"
Jim Conrad, Montrose, Pennsylvania
"Mike Tyson: Hangry"
Rich Engels, Woodbury, Minnesota
"Donald Trump: Mine"
George Garmany, Boulder, Colorado
"Matthew McConaughey: Alright''
Steve Gilliland, Saint Augustine, Florida
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