The Week contest: Preacher watch

This week's question: A Missouri pastor used a recent sermon to lambaste his "cheap" congregation for not getting him the expensive Movado watch he'd asked for. What would you call a custom luxury timepiece created particularly for faith leaders who often ask for money and gifts?
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THE WINNER: "Tithex"
Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California
SECOND PLACE: "Alpha and Omega"
Patty Oberhausen, Fort Wayne, Indiana
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THIRD PLACE: "The Holy Rolex"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Dearly Bulova"
Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Massachusetts
"Swatch Over Us''
Kenneth Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"For Heaven's Seiko"
Rick Torrence, The Village, Oklahoma
"Jimmy Swagger"
Ken Kellam III, Dallas, Texas
"The Seconds Coming"
Marilyn Taylor, Watsonville, California
"Patek Philippians"
Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pennsylvania
"Preacher Comforts''
Lynn Morales, Los Osos, California
"Jesus, Would You Look at the Time"
Vincent Quinn, Staten Island, New York
"Omeg-od"
Laura Aractingi, Kearney, Missouri
"Father Timex"
Barbara Rhodes, New Port Richey, Florida
"Prayola"
Gordon Freireich, York, Pennsylvania
"Hour Savior"
Susan Lutterman, Shoreview, Minnesota
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