This week's question: Texas police attempted to apprehend an out-of-control driver that crashed a truck into two cars in a Walmart parking lot only to discover a dog behind the wheel. Come up with a special canine traffic violation that the dog could be charged with.
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THE WINNER: "Curjacking"
Robert Morton, Chicago, Illinois
SECOND PLACE: "Driving Off-Leash"
Wendy Playter, Austinburg, Ohio
THIRD PLACE: "Grand Theft Fido"
Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Driving Over the Beagle Speed Limit"
Billy Riback, Los Angeles, California
"Failure to Sit and Stay"
Marvin Hester, Norfolk, Virginia
"Vehicular Manslobber"
Hunter Burgan, Los Angeles, California
"Failed to Yield While Barking"
Jerry Hein, Appleton, Wisconsin
"Driving While Domesticated"
Claire Williams, Louisville, Kentucky
"Hit and Ruff"
Rebecca Burgan, Grass Valley, California
"Failure to Heel"
George Strong, Plano, Texas
"Chasing Tail Lights"
Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts
"DUI: Doggie Under Investigation"
Kathy Kenney, San Francisco, California
"Driving With the Wrong License"
Morgan F. Myers, Sunnyvale, California
"Premeditated Distemper"
Dale Abraham, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
"Failure to Be a Good Boy"
Lyle Naylor, Las Vegas, Nevada
"Zoomies in a 25 Mph Zone"
Mike Meredith, Seattle, Washington
"Driving While Disobedient"
Ellen Meshnick, Atlanta, Georgia
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