The Week contest: Woodhenge epitaph

The sun sets behind Stonehenge.
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This week’s question: A wooden replica of Stonehenge that stood outside a pub in southern England since 2015 was recently destroyed in a fire. In seven or fewer words, come up with a message that could be inscribed on a memorial plaque for the short-lived Woodhenge.

How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type “Woodhenge epitaph” in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Sept. 1. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the Sept. 11-Sept. 18 issue and at theweek.com/contest on Sept. 4. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.

The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.

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