The Week contest: Woodhenge epitaph

The sun sets behind Stonehenge.
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A wooden replica of Stonehenge that stood outside a pub in southern England since 2015 was recently destroyed in a fire. In seven or fewer words, come up with a message that could be inscribed on a memorial plaque for the short-lived Woodhenge.

THE WINNER: So that’s why they used stone…

Steven Day, Arlington, Mass. 

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SECOND PLACE: Quite Instagrammable. Also quite flammable

Tim Mistele, Coral Gables, Fla.

 

THIRD PLACE: Wood still stand if it were boulder

Max Bressler, Miami

  

HONORABLE MENTIONS:


A short-lived, short lith

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

 

At least it outlasted Strawhenge

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass.

One less thing to confuse Spinal Tap

Doug Carasso, Seal Beach, Calif.

   

Only the wood die young

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

 

Would that it were not wood

Mike Graves, Emporia, Kan.

 

That last solstice was a real scorcher

Guy Rusiski, Pittsburgh 

 

Here briefly stood: not stone, but wood

Chuck Gaston, Lititiz, Pa.

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