The Week contest: Spam bill

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This week’s question: Dissatisfied with the limited effectiveness of its Do Not Call list, France has banned spam calls outright and will levy fines of up to $578,000 for calls made without the recipient’s consent. If Congress were to consider legislation that drastic to combat the scourge of telemarketers, what should the bill be titled?

THE WINNER: Don’t Ask, Don’t Telemarket

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

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SECOND PLACE: One Big, Beautiful Block

Karen Shepherd, Social Circle, Ga.

THIRD PLACE: Don’t Call Us; We’ll Fine You

Tom Gentry, Akron, Ohio

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The REAL Citizens United Act

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

The Do Not Call (We Really Mean It This Time) Act

Susan Faretra, Concord, N.H.

The “I Don’t Like Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam!” Act,

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa.

Spam Ban (Thank You, Ma’am)

Andrea Carla Michaels, San Francisco

The “Put the Spammer in the Slammer” Bill

John Keefe, Mount Vernon, Wash.

The Right to Remain Unrung Act

Niklas Pettersson, Stavsnäs, Sweden

The SILENCE (Stop Interrupting Our Lives and End your Nonsense Calls Evermore) Bill

Walter Smith, Washington, D.C.

The STAMP (Stop Telemarketers And Make’em Pay) Act

Kenneth Jensen, Richland, Wash.

Last Call

Kenneth Walker, Bridgeport, Ohio