The Week contest: Scratching salon

A man gets his back scratched by another person while he also scratches his back with a back-scratcher.
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This week’s question: A Chinese businessman has opened two popular “scratching salons,” where customers lie down on a bed and have their back itches tended to by spa workers wearing specially designed pointed nails. If an entrepreneur were to open a scratch parlor in the U.S., what should the business be titled?

THE WINNER: Itch Doctors

Michael Rouse, Troy, Mich.

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SECOND PLACE: Bed, Back & Beyond

Kanaaz Pereira, Mount Pleasant, S.C.

 

THIRD PLACE: The Scratching Post

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

  

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Relief Itchers

Peter Gordon, Great Neck, N.Y.

 

The Wizard of “AAH”s

Daniel Hicks, Randolph, Mass. 

 

Nailed It!

Teri Malkin, Rowland Heights, Calif. 

 

We’ve Got Your Back

Bill Levine, Belmont, Mass.

 

The Wicked Itch

Lidia Zidik, Reading, Pa. 

 

Itch, Please

Stuart Burkhoff, Great Neck, N.Y.

 

That's the Spot!

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Mass.

 

Bed of Nails

Laurel Rose, Pittsburgh

 

The Itch Niche

Janine Witte, Doylestown, Pa.

 

The Great Escrape

Lucinda Ross, Houston

 

Planet Itchness

John Vriesema, Whitinsville, Mass.

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