All Ted Cruz wants for his birthday is your $45 donation


What do you get for the man who really, really, really wants to be president?
For his 45th birthday on Tuesday, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) asked for $45 donations from supporters. Actually, it was his wife, Heidi, who clued them in on his birthday wish in an email sent on Monday, CBS News reports. Heidi Cruz requested they sign a personalized birthday card, saying her husband "needs to hear from you" in order to win, and then asked the potential backers to "chip in $45 to help him become the 45th President of the United States."
Instead of staying home and eating cake, Cruz spent his big day on the "Take-Off with Ted Cruz Country Christmas Tour," speaking to a crowd in Nashville. They serenaded him with "Happy Birthday" in return.
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Catherine Garcia has worked as a senior writer at The Week since 2014. Her writing and reporting have appeared in Entertainment Weekly, The New York Times, Wirecutter, NBC News and "The Book of Jezebel," among others. She's a graduate of the University of Redlands and the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism.
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