Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) enjoys spending his holidays — both real and made up — on Twitter. In December, he celebrated Festivus by airing his grievances online, and for New Year's Day, the Republican presidential candidate decided to tweet out a few of his resolutions.
He started off with a typical Rand Paul message:
Then moved onto the sensitive subject that is his hair:
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He later poked fun, GIF style, at Republican frontrunner Donald Trump:
Paul then set his sights on his fellow senators and opponents in the GOP presidential race, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio:
In fact, he got in multiple burns against Cruz:
Finally, he ended as he began, on a very Rand Paul note:
Read all of the senator's New Year's resolutions on his Twitter.
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