Speed Reads
If you've been spending the last several hours watching Game 5 of the World Series, you may have forgotten there is more to life than baseball, and you have obligations and responsibilities like work and school in the morning. Major League Baseball is here for you — just print out their tweet, fill in the blanks, and get ready for your boss or teachers to be totally chill when you roll in Tuesday morning, excuse for your Monday absence in hand. Catherine Garcia