The men striving to accuse Robert Mueller of sexual misconduct held a press conference. It went poorly.

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At a Holiday Inn outside Washington, D.C., on Thursday, Jacob Wohl and GOP lobbyist Jack Burkman held their promised press conference on their sketchy allegations of sexual misconduct against Special Counsel Robert Mueller. The gathered reporters, it seemed, enjoyed the press conference more than its hosts. For one thing, the woman who they said would show up to discuss her accusation did not show up; upon arriving in Washington, Wohl claimed, she "panicked and boarded a flight to another location." Added Burkman, "She is frightened for her life and will not be with us today."

Wohl and Burkman couldn't agree on how to spell the alleged accuser's name — "Even the Declaration of Independence had misspellings," Burkman noted — or when they planned to file a police report. The FBI is already investigating — whether someone offered to pay women to lie about being sexually assaulted by Mueller. "Are you both prepared for federal prison?" someone yelled at the end of Thursday's news conference. "No, we are not," Burkman said.

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Peter Weber, The Week US

Peter has worked as a news and culture writer and editor at The Week since the site's launch in 2008. He covers politics, world affairs, religion and cultural currents. His journalism career began as a copy editor at a financial newswire and has included editorial positions at The New York Times Magazine, Facts on File, and Oregon State University.