Buda, Texas, is a quaint, fast-growing suburb of Austin, known for its annual wiener dog races and county fair. But deep in the heart of Texas, behind the walls of a pretty little yellow ranch-style house, is the stuff of minimalist nightmares:
First uncovered on Twitter by author Brooke Bolander, the house is for sale on Redfin and asking $435,000. It is described in the listing as a "one of a kind" home with "lots of great features," which is not a lie. I mean, the batting cage in the backyard is unexpected, plus there is a "historical Texans burial plot in the front yard," and who doesn't want that?
Browse all 30 photos here and keep in mind, you lucky dogs, that the "furniture is negotiable."
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