House Democrats are going to spend 12 hours reading the Mueller report out loud today


Prepare for one of the most exhausting sentences in recent House history.
Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee are going to spend an estimated 12 hours reading the 448-page report from Special Counsel Robert Mueller out loud on Thursday. It's apparently in fulfillment of the committee's "constitutional duty to share that truth with the American people," as Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon (D-Penn.) put it in a statement to Reuters. But given that the redacted report on Russian election interference has been publicly available for weeks, that explanation doesn't quite add up.
An attempt to explain Thursday's marathon might leave one thinking the committee is trying to make an accessible, audio-only version of the report. But no, Audible already took care of that. Instead, Scanlon thinks of it as an answer to "How do we get that story out there while we are waiting for the witnesses to come in?," she told The Washington Post. After all, as she explained in a release, the report can't be "summarized in a tweet."
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Scanlon didn't acknowledge whether the reading was just an excuse to drop a few f-bombs.
Satisfy your inner masochist and watch the reading, which starts at noon EST, live on C-SPAN.
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Kathryn is a graduate of Syracuse University, with degrees in magazine journalism and information technology, along with hours to earn another degree after working at SU's independent paper The Daily Orange. She's currently recovering from a horse addiction while living in New York City, and likes to share her extremely dry sense of humor on Twitter.
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