Only in America
October 12, 2011

A New York woman who recently had a double mastectomy was forced to submit to an aggressive TSA search of her chest. Lori Dorn, balding from chemotherapy, offered to show screeners a medical card describing her prostheses, but was told she had to have a physical examination. "I had no choice but to allow an agent to touch my breasts in front of other passengers," said Dorn. TSA officials have apologized. The Week Staff

The Daily Showdown
3:36 a.m. ET

Chris Christie, the Republican governor of Jon Stewart's home state of New Jersey, jumped in the already-very-crowded 2016 GOP presidential race Tuesday morning; Stewart got around to mocking him on Wednesday's Daily Show. In a recent survey, 65 percent of New Jersey residents said Christie would make a lousy president, he noted, but that's not the governor's biggest problem.

"Let's do some straight talk," Stewart said, laughing. "It's not that New Jerseyeans love you too much to let you go, it's that you've already finished second in the loud Northeastern egomaniac primary," with the winner being Donald Trump. "How far must Christie have fallen to be a two-term governor unfavorably compared to a perfume-selling escalateur" like Trump, he mused. But his No. 1 problem is that "he has crossed a red line for Republicans," Stewart said, committing "the unpardonable crime of treating Barack Obama like a person." Well, it's a theory. Peter Weber

Gay marriage
2:23 a.m. ET
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On Wednesday, the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals bowed to the inevitable and ordered federal courts in Louisiana, Mississippi, and Texas to quickly issue final rulings on same-sex marriage in their states, noting pointedly that the right to marry regardless of sexual orientation "is the law of the land and, consequently, the law of this circuit, and should not be taken lightly by actors within jurisdiction of this court."

In Texas, at least, a brief rebellion against Friday's Supreme Court's ruling, encouraged by state Attorney General Ken Paxton, was already coming to a close. As of Wednesday morning, according to Texas for Marriage, 80 percent of Texas counties were issuing same-sex marriage licenses, including Hood County, where county clerk Katie Lang had told her staff: "We are not issuing them because I am instilling my religious liberty in this office."

Bud Kennedy at the Fort Worth Star-Telegram obtained that eyebrow-raising communiqué through a freedom-of-information request, but in the process he uncovered a listserv used by all Texas county clerks, and most of them were baffled and angry at Texas officials for not preparing them or offering them guidance.

"We were the first people to be affected and the last ones to be contacted," Deborah Rushing, the clerk for Yoakum County, wrote to her colleagues. "No one had our back." Clerk Jennifer Fountain said that one local resident accused her of "taking Shelby County to the fires of hell" by issuing same-sex licenses, even though nobody complained about other marriage contracts, including those she had issued to "couples that I've had in court for beating each other up" and "people that have lived together for 20 years." Paxton, she added, "hung us all out to dry, threw us under the bus."

Red River County's Shawn Weemes spoke for a lot of fellow clerks: "I [am] so not looking forward to Monday." You can read more about how Texas county clerks dealt with same-sex marriage at the Star-Telegram. Peter Weber

allllrighty then
2:21 a.m. ET

Either Jim Carrey is preparing for the role of a lifetime as an unhinged Twitter user, or the actor knowingly had an online meltdown where he called California's governor a "corporate fascist" and posted several photos of children crying over a new, strict vaccination law.

After Gov. Jerry Brown (D) on Tuesday signed into law a bill that requires all public school children to be vaccinated beginning in 2016, Carrey went on a Twitter rampage, writing that Brown "says yes to poisoning more children with mercury and aluminum in mandatory vaccines. This corporate fascist must be stopped." Later, he added, "They say mercury in fish is dangerous but forcing all of our children to be injected with mercury in thimerosol is no risk. Make sense?" Then, he clarified, "I am not anti-vaccine. I am anti-thimerosal, anti-mercury. They have taken some of the mercury laden thimerosal out of vaccines. NOT ALL!"

Carrey then turned on the CDC, saying they "can't solve a problem they helped start. It's too risky to admit they have been wrong about mercury/thimerasol. They are corrupt." After tweeting several times that he's "PRO-VACCINE/ANTI-NEUROTOXIN," Carrey started adding photos of freaked out looking children to his messages. He finally went silent on the matter Wednesday morning, but not before he was bombarded with pro-vaccination tweets and news articles about how he was descending into madness. It's not too surprising that Carrey has these views — his ex-girlfriend Jenny McCarthy is famous for speaking out against vaccinations. What is surprising is that he thought people were actually waiting for him to weigh in on the matter. Catherine Garcia

dang flipper
1:47 a.m. ET

It was a Father's Day the Frickman family will never forget, thanks to a dolphin that jumped into their boat and broke both of Mrs. Frickman’s ankles.

It was "absolutely crazy," Dirk Frickman told the Orange County Register. One minute, his family was headed back to Dana Point Harbor with several dolphins peacefully swimming next to them — the next, one of the dolphins leaped up and landed hard inside the boat, knocking over Frickman's wife, Chrissie, and hitting his daughter, Courtney. It started to flop around on Chrissie's legs, causing her to scream in agony. "I had this 350-pound dolphin in my boat," Frickman said. "There was no way to get it off the boat."

It looked like a scene out of a horror film, Frickman said, with blood gushing out of cuts on the frightened dolphin's tail and nose. He quickly called Harbor Patrol, and when an officer met them at the dock, Frickman said, "he looked at the boat and said, 'Oh, my God. I've never seen this before.'" Chrissie and Courtney were taken away by ambulance, and finally, after splashing water on the dolphin to keep it alive, Frickman and the officer were able to use a rope to get the dolphin into the ocean. "The dolphin was hopefully saved," he said. "It swam away with no problem."

Chrissie wasn't as lucky; she spent five hours in the emergency room with two broken ankles. Her husband has been staying home to take care of her, and when he shares what happened with his business clients, no one believes him — which he completely understands. "It's totally bizarre," he said. Catherine Garcia

antiquities
12:59 a.m. ET

A bronze statue dating back to the 11th or 12th century has been recovered by U.S. Customs officials, after it was looted from a temple in India.

An anonymous collector voluntarily handed the two-and-a-half-foot idol over to authorities, the New York office of Immigration and Customs Enforcement said on Wednesday. This person purchased the statue in 2006, and received forged papers. The idol is part of a three-year investigation into an art dealer named Subhash Kapoor, who is awaiting trial in India on looting charges, The Associated Press reports.

ICE says the statue was taken from a temple in Tamil Nadu, and will be returned to India. If it could be sold on the market, it would go for as much as $1 million. Catherine Garcia

End of an Era
12:07 a.m. ET

After more than 40 years, a beloved fixture is saying goodbye to Sesame Street.

Sonia Manzano, who has played Maria since 1971, is retiring, she announced at the American Library Association's annual conference. Audiences know her as the owner of the Fix-It Shop along with her Sesame Street husband, Luis, but she has also won 15 Emmys for her work as a writer for the show. Her memoir, Becoming Maria: Love and Chaos in the South Bronx, will be released soon, likely chock full of juicy tidbits about her time with Elmo, Cookie Monster, and Big Bird.

Sesame Street has not confirmed the news, but Manzano is responding to fans on Twitter asking about the departure, Variety reports. Catherine Garcia

Only in Monroe
July 1, 2015

Monroe, Michigan, got an unexpected jolt of star power on Wednesday when Stephen Colbert stopped by MPACT, the local public-access TV station, to host Only In Monroe, a local interest program. Why? "Since my last show ended in December, I've been itching to host a talk show again," Colbert explained, "but my new theater's not ready yet, so I decided to head over to Monroe, Michigan, look around, and give it a Michigander."

Let's be honest, the show is 41 minutes long and you're probably not going to watch all of it. About 4 minutes in, Colbert starts interviewing the show's regular hosts, Michelle Bowman and Kaye Lani Rae Rafko Wilson, and at the 22-minute mark he has on "a local Michigander who is making a name for himself in the competitive world of music," Marshall Mathers. ("We didn’t know that the guest was going to be Eminem until the day of," MPACT program director Lance Sottile tells The New York Times. "It just sort of happened and we were like, 'Oh — oh my gosh.'")

Colbert asked Emimem about his musical influences, and when the rapper said he likes Bob Seger, Colbert grilled him on Seger songs. Colbert won. The premise is that Colbert has no idea who Eminem is, or that he's famous. "I'm so confused right now," Eminem said after a bit. "I can't tell if you're serious, or..." That's sort of always the question with Colbert, but hosting a local public-access show proves he's serious about... something. Watch as much of this very special edition of Only In Monroe below. Peter Weber

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