A new study has calculated how Santa Claus is able to deliver presents to 700 million children in just one night by using Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity to explain the magic.
Dr Katy Sheen, a physicist at Exeter University, also used Einstein's theories to explain why Santa remains so elusive, even though, as the Daily Telegraph says, "millions stay awake on Christmas Eve hoping for a glimpse of his red suit".
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At such speeds, relativity dictates that the appearance of an object changes dramatically, depending on the viewpoint of the observer. Sheen calculated that, from a ground-level perspective, Santa would change from his traditional red colour, to green, and would then disappear entirely as he reaches top speed, due to the compression of light around him.
"Some strange things happen when you start to travel that fast," says Sheen. "Firstly, time slows down. Second, Santa gets squished which means that he can fit down a chimney more easily."
Dr Sheen is set to tell children at the University of Exeter Christmas and Science Festival about her findings, including how relativity slowing down time also means that Santa ages far more slowly than everyone else.
According to the Telegraph, Sheen wrote to Father Christmas when she was seven years old asking why he never aged and received a response telling her it was "all magic".
"Not convinced, she decided to become a scientist to one day find a rational explanation," says the newspaper, "and 26 years later has come up with a solution."