The Week contest: The Hermit Kingdom's new slogan

What would be a good tourism slogan for North Korea?

North Korea tourism
(Image credit: (AP Photo/Ng Han Guan))

Last week's question: North Korea is becoming a destination for the adventurous, with 6,000 Western tourists this year, up from 700 in 2004. What would be a good tourism slogan for the Hermit Kingdom?

RESULTS:

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SECOND PLACE: Visit North Korea for an adventure guaranteed to last the rest of your life

Jim White, St. Louis

THIRD PLACE: What happens in North Korea, stays in North Korea...forever

Andrew Tuite, Chicago

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Come to the DPRK — where you can really disappear!

Margaret Redd, Lexington, Ky.

Lose yourself in North Korea

J. Reed Johnston Jr., Greensboro, N.C.

You can check out any time you like...but you can never leave

Mike Griffith, Menlo Park, Calif.

We'll treat you like family

Janine Witte, New Hope, Pa.

Bring your least favorite uncle!

Jeff Shirley, Richmond, Va.

You may never leave!

John Parry, Laurel, Md.

Safer than Afghanistan

Madeleine Begun Kane, Bayside, N.Y.

American imperialists welcome!

Kenneth R. Updegrove, Cedaredge, Colo.

Come for a week, stay for a lifetime!

Charles F. Goldfarb, Belmont, Calif.

North Korea: Because it's never coming to Epcot

Peter Huefner, New York City

Come, join the Party

Gary Riedmiller, Huachuca City, Ariz.

You've got a comrade in North Korea

Josh Solomon, New York City

Let us help you plan your escape

Ivan Kershnel, Salem, S.C.

Come visit our captivating country

Richard Davis, Lavonia, Ga.

A trip to die for

Jay C. Neitzke, San Juan Capistrano, Calif.

Come visit and stay as long as we want

Jack Oudsema, Kalamazoo, Mich.

Come for adventure. Stay for a lifetime.

Jim Clark, La Porte, Ind.

Dramatic weight loss guaranteed.

Shirley Blanchard, Mission Hills, Calif.

5 Stars — Dennis Rodman

Bill O'Meara, Bedford, N.H.