The Week contest - Lake texts

A woman fell off a pier into Lake Michigan while texting and had to be rescued by a passerby and the police. What might she have been texting just as she stepped off?

The Lake Michigan view is a good one, so pay attention to it, instead of your phone, when taking a long walk down a short pier.
(Image credit: CC BY: music2fish2 (eric lanning))

Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Click here for the results of the previous contest: Tide movie

Last week's question: A Chicago woman fell off a pier into Lake Michigan while texting and had to be rescued by a passerby and the police. We asked you what she might have been texting just as she stepped off the pier.

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RESULTS:

THE WINNER: Don't need directions. Using my phone navigator.

Matt Gough, Sunnyvale, CA

SECOND PLACE: Finally getting the hang of texting while

Gretchen Dannic, Parsippany, NJ

THIRD PLACE: Course am at work. Where else would I be?

Catherine Darnell, Cheyenne, WY

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Just taking a long walk on a short p…

Paul Kim, Covington, LA

My horoscope's predicting a bad hair day!

Kathy El-Assal, Middleton, WI

How's your GPS? Mine suc

Mike Zeaman, Reno, NV

I think I smell fish.

Jim Crowley, Jacksonville, FL

Thanking my lucky stars this terrible day is finally ov

Mark Pumphrey, El Paso, TX

OM…!

Tom Koloski, Ardsley, NY

Do I look that stupid?

Martin Healy, Lafayette, Calif.

Stepping onto boat now, TTYL.

Ben Garden, Flushing, NY

Ok to text now. I'm not driving, I'm walking.

Bob Bray, Whitehouse Station, NJ

This mindfulness thing is gr8! : )

Chad Steponik, DeKalb, IL

Drop me a line.

Joe Armon, Langhorne, PA

Feel like I'm walking on air!

James Pasqualucci, Green Bay, WI

Say yes to Michi…

Timothy Terrell, New Lenox, IL

That was close! Almost dropped cellphone in

Claudia Landolfi, Highland Park, IL

As for you, you can go jump in the

Charles Joyner, Burlington, NC

Just putting one foot in front of the other.

Frank Whitehouse, Spring, TX

Eye surgery went fine! YRU asking?

Ken McClure, Santa Cruz, CA

Siri – How do I swim?

Deb Matthews, Dunwoody, GA