The Week contest: Sequel - June 10, 2011

Hollywood will release a record 27 sequels this year, including the highest number of Part IV films ever. Create a title for the most pathetic movie sequel you can imagine

Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Click here for results of last week's contest: Pretentious Title

Results: Last week’s contest: In light of the fact that 27 sequels will be released this summer, we asked you to predict the title of the next and most pathetic one.

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