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The Week contest: Sequel - June 10, 2011

Hollywood will release a record 27 sequels this year, including the highest number of Part IV films ever. Create a title for the most pathetic movie sequel you can imagine

Welcome to The Week's "What Next?" contest, an invitation to test your powers of imagination with challenges inspired by current events.

Click here for results of last week's contest: Pretentious Title

Results: Last week’s contest: In light of the fact that 27 sequels will be released this summer, we asked you to predict the title of the next and most pathetic one.

THE WINNER: The Karate AdultBill Muse, Seattle SECOND PLACE: 127 Hours 2: The Other ArmJérôme Gariépy, Montreal THIRD PLACE: Titanic IIEvan Thomas, Bernardsville, NJ HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The Day After the Day After TomorrowChris Herr, Oviedo, FL

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane’s Baby?Zollie Kaplan, St. Louis Park, MN

Beach Blanket SudokuMichelle deAlberich, Aloha, OR

Babe 3: Pig in a BlanketLarry & Luann Bonier, Jamestown, RI

Bambi II…He’s Back and He’s Horny!Jean Andrews, Tucson

Two More Weddings, Three Divorces and a BrisJoe Grossman, Niwot, CO

It’s a Madder, Madder, Madder Madder WorldWilliam McNeil, Oakland, CA

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Meet Heather & Jayden & Chloe & BrodyTom E. Morgan, Charleston, WV

Pirates of the Caribbean Meat Seal Team 6Angela James, Westminster, MD

Groundhog Day RevisitedJean Fowley, Hoboken, NJ

Never Say Never Again AgainBob Poole, Rancho Santa Fe, CA

The Jane Austen Fight ClubRansom Winder, Hanover, MD

Thelma & Louise: The Rest of the PlummetRob James, San Francisco

Meet the In-laws: The Graduate 2Eric Andersen, Fountain Valley, CA

It’s a Wonderful Life After DeathPhil Markert, Columbia, SC

Some are Mumbling on the Western FrontMiles Klein, Frisco, TX

The Three Facelifts of EveLorelei Valverde, Plainfield, NJ More About EveJeffrey Contompasis, Ashburn, VA

Dude, Where’s My Minivan?Joel Foisy, Potsdam, NY

Bathing Miss DaisyJeffrey Hutchins, Black Mountain, NC

Rocky: Teeth in a GlassBill Hoyt, Baltimore

Top Gun 2: She Fell for the DroneJason Blum, Monmouth Junction, NJ

Ishtar 3D: The Liberation of MoroccoVickie Mallon, Santa Clara, CA

Dial M for Murder: If Calling From a Touch Tone Phone, Please Press 1Janine Witte, New Hope, PA

I Know What You Did Four Summers AgoBenji Bergstrand, Bluffton, OH

Friday the 14thMichael West, Eugene, OR

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