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Results: With the pope asking priests and nuns to start blogging, we asked you to come up with God’s first tweet. You Twittered:
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How do I work this thing?
Ashley Ryan, Catonsville, MD
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s WiFi.
Julie Farby, Chicago
When I said the Saints would win I wasn’t talking SPORTS.
Therese Murphy, San Jose, CA
C wat I did 2 Job? LMAO
David Levin, Edgewater, MD
OMG I can’t believe I’m tweeting. Wait, did I just say OMG?
Frank Letchworth, Knoxville, TN
Having lunch w/ Darwin. Will tweet more later.
Kristy Rimwood, Owings Mills, MD
Pls follow me! If I reach 4 billion followers I will delay the Apocalypse. Retweet!
Mary Deyong, San Diego, CA (first of several similar)
If you’re on Earth reading this you already missed the rapture.
Robert Belcher, Ft. Worth, TX
Don’t make me come down there.
John Kelleher, Great Barrington, MA (first of several similar)
What part of the 10 Commandments do you not understand?
Rla M. Coyne, New York City (first of several similar)
FTR: I have never “spoken” to Pat Robertson.
Bob Linfors, Miami
The Tweets shall inherit the earth.
Eva K. Bernath, Murrells Inlet, SC
Pay more attention to Moses’ tables and less to Steve Jobs’.
Daniel Welch, Lombard, IL
TMIF! (Thank Me It’s Friday)
Patricia Gagnon, Cohoes, NY
Knock it off. You know who you are.
Alicia Ivans, New York City
Are you there, Margaret? It’s Me, God
Carol Blackburn, Rockville Centre, NY (first of several similar)
If you love me, forward this message to 10 of your friends or you will spend eternity in hell.
Corri Ell, Roanoke, VA
Stop doing this and watch the road! You don’t want to meet me just yet.
Anthony Montverdi, Bend, OR (first of several similar)
I am that I am. #Judaism #Christianity #Islam
Daniel Burstein, Jacksonville, FL
I have really bad news for all you suicide bombers out there.
Nancy Case, Poughkeepsie, NY
Wnt the truth? U can’t handle the truth!
Raymond Smith, Lynn, MA
You have been invited by God to become a friend. Better think this one over carefully.
Neal Gladstone, Corvallis, OR
Who do I have 2 bless 2 get an iPad up here? : -p
Ethan Furman, Los Angeles
Just caught the last train for the coast.
Adam McGrath, Chico, CA
WHO SENT ME SPAM??
Gary Daniels, National City, CA
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