Michael Cohen's last con

Faced with the possibility of many decades in prison and the wholesale confiscation of his vast ill-gotten fortune, he managed to discover the greatest advantage and to exploit it for maximum personal gain

Michael Cohen.
(Image credit: REUTERS/Jeenah Moon)

On Wednesday afternoon, a federal judge in New York sentenced Michael Cohen to a mere three years in prison. For President Trump’s ex-lawyer, who was convicted of tax evasion and violating federal campaign finance law, this was not exactly welcome news. But it was probably the best he could have hoped for. He originally faced a 65-year prison term.

Judge William H. Pauley III made a great show of being appalled by Cohen’s "veritable smorgasbord" of crimes "motivated by personal greed and ambition." But the sentence he handed down seemed to take into account Cohen’s tortured claims of repentance: "Today is the day that I am getting my freedom back," Cohen said on Wednesday. "I have been living in a personal and mental incarceration ever since the day that I accepted the offer to work for a real estate mogul whose business acumen that I deeply admired." That poor man! Making millions of dollars licking the boots of a reality television star — and not paying taxes on it.

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Matthew Walther

Matthew Walther is a national correspondent at The Week. His work has also appeared in First Things, The Spectator of London, The Catholic Herald, National Review, and other publications. He is currently writing a biography of the Rev. Montague Summers. He is also a Robert Novak Journalism Fellow.