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    Iran peace proposal, DHS funding delay and Kimmel kerfuffle

     
    TODAY’S IRAN War story

    Trump weights Iran offer to end war without nuclear deal

    What happened
    Iran has proposed a deal to open the State of Hormuz provided the U.S. and Israel cease their attacks and the U.S. ends its naval blockade of Iranian ships and ports. Tehran’s nuclear program and enriched uranium would be discussed at a later date. The proposal, passed to the U.S. through Pakistan on Sunday, followed an Iranian offer to suspend its uranium enrichment that President Donald Trump rejected on Saturday. 

    Who said what
    Trump is “unhappy with Iran's proposal as he wants nuclear issues dealt with from the outset,” Reuters said, citing a U.S. official. The proposal was “subject to a vigorous debate inside the administration” over which side “has more leverage,” The New York Times said, “and which country is better positioned to endure the economic hardship” from the strait’s closure.

    Iranian officials are “serious about getting themselves out of the mess that they’re in,” Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Fox News. The Americans “have achieved none of their goals, and this is why they are asking for negotiations,” Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi told reporters in Russia. “We are now considering it.” The U.S. “quite obviously went into this war without any strategy” and has “no truly convincing strategy in the negotiations either,” German Chancellor Friedrich Merz said yesterday. “A whole nation is being humiliated by the Iranian leadership.”

    What next?
    The “tense stalemate” has “entered a Cold War-like phase of financial sanctions, gunboat interdictions and talks about having talks,” with “no immediate end in sight,” Axios said. With the midterms six months away, “a frozen conflict is the worst thing for Trump politically and economically,” said a source close to the president.

     
     
    TODAY’S CONGRESS story

    House GOP tinkers with DHS bill, prolonging shutdown

    What happened
    House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) yesterday said a Senate bill to fund most of the Department of Homeland Security contains “problematic language,” and House Republicans “have a modified version” that would be “much better for both chambers.” Any changes to the bill, which the Senate twice passed unanimously weeks ago, would prolong the record 73-day DHS shutdown.

    Who said what
    Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) told reporters that anything other than a “technical fix” in the House would be a “real problem.” A group of House Republicans is pushing to strip “language that ‘zeroes out’ funding for ICE and Border Patrol,” seeking to avoid “taking a vote seen as defunding law enforcement,” Axios said. “Frustration is running high among Senate Republicans over Johnson’s failure” to get his party in line. There’s also “growing animosity from rank-and-file Republicans that a handful of conservatives are dictating the process,” CNN said. 

    What next?
    DHS funding is one of a “slew of contentious votes” Republicans face this week, along with spy powers legislation “that conservative privacy hawks detest and a massive farm bill that’s angered the MAHA bloc of the GOP,” CNN said.

     
     
    TODAY’S POLITICS Story

    Trumps call on ABC to fire Kimmel over widow joke

    What happened
    President Donald Trump and Melania Trump yesterday separately demanded that ABC fire late-night host Jimmy Kimmel over a parody White House Correspondents’ Association dinner roast in last Thursday’s show in which Kimmel joked that the first lady had a “glow like an expectant widow.” The outcry followed the shooting incident at the real gala two nights later. Federal prosecutors yesterday charged the alleged gunman with trying to assassinate Trump. 

    Who said what
    Kimmel’s “rhetoric” was “completely deranged,” White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters. “Who in their right mind says a wife would be glowing over the potential murder of her beloved husband?” It was “obviously” a “very light roast joke about the fact that he’s almost 80 and she’s younger than I am,” Kimmel said on last night’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” “It was not, by any stretch of the definition, a call to assassination, and they know that.” 

    What next?
    The controversy over a joke about a “dinner meant to honor the First Amendment is sure to revive” the censorship battle between Trump and Kimmel that “erupted” last fall, The New York Times said. After a brief suspension following a joke involving Charlie Kirk, Kimmel signed a one-year contract extension due to keep him on air until May 2027.

     
     

    It’s not all bad

    Swapping post-surgery chemotherapy for pre-surgery immunotherapy resulted in substantial improvements for colorectal cancer patients involved in the NEOPRISM-CRC clinical trial. Early results showed that 59% of patients administered the immunotherapy drug pembrolizumab before surgery had zero signs of cancer, and 33 months later, none of the study participants have seen their cancer return. Previous research showed that pembrolizumab led to major tumor shrinkage in patients with stage 2 or 3 colorectal cancer.

     
     
    Under the radar

    Giant kraken-like octopuses once terrorized the seas

    Octopuses up to 62 feet long were likely formidable predators about 100 million years ago, according to a study published in the journal Science. “With their large bodies, long arms, powerful jaws and advanced behavior, they represent what could be described as a real Cretaceous Kraken,” said Yasuhiro Iba, a paleontologist at Hokkaido University and the lead author of the study, to Reuters. The invertebrates would have “rivaled” and “possibly even preyed upon apex predators such as mosasaurs and plesiosaurs,” said The Guardian.

    Though octopuses are some of Earth’s oldest animals, they are difficult to study because they lack hard external shells and thus have very few fossils. Here, researchers studied the fossilized beaks of the animals, revealing two extinct species: Nanaimoteuthis jeletzkyi and Nanaimoteuthis haggarti. The beaks and jaws were used to deduce the size of the creatures — between 23 and 62 feet long — and their feeding habits.

    Their jaws showed “signs of intensive wear, with patterns indicating that these animals were dismantling hard-shelled prey,” said Live Science (a sister site of The Week). They were also “ground down on one side by as much as 10% of their total size, based on reconstructions,” a “lopsided loss” that “suggests lateralized behavior, which is linked to being brainier.” 

    For “roughly the past 370 million years, marine ​ecosystems have been thought to be dominated by large vertebrate predators — first fishes and sharks, then marine reptiles and later whales,” said Iba. But this new research confirms that “giant invertebrates also functioned as apex predators in the Cretaceous sea.”

     
     
    On this day

    April 28, 2001

    U.S. entrepreneur Dennis Tito became the first space tourist by self-funding his journey to the International Space Station. Tito launched aboard a Soyuz mission and spent nearly eight days in orbit. Space tourism has grown rapidly since then, though it mostly remains limited to ultra-wealthy people like Jeff Bezos and celebrities like William Shatner. 

     
     
    TODAY’S newspaperS

    ‘Royal visitors’

    “Washington welcomes royal visitors,” The Washington Post says on Tuesday’s front page. “In tense times,” King Charles III “aims to keep calm, carry on,” while “Mexico’s president learns price of appeasing Trump,” The Wall Street Journal says. “U.S.-Iran negotiations still work in progress” as “Trump facing domestic pressure to end war,” the Arizona Republic says. “Iran says it will open strait if U.S. ends war,” The Minnesota Star Tribune says. “Man charged with attempted assassination” of Trump, The Philadelphia Inquirer says. “Warehouses for ICE face legal delays,” The New York Times says. “States, DOJ battle over voter rolls and privacy,” says USA Today. “Billionaire tax appears headed toward ballot,” says the Los Angeles Times. 

    ► See the newspaper front pages

     
     
    Tall tale

    Not wild, not free

    Three people in California have been convicted in a “bizarre” insurance scam involving a person in a bear costume staging “fake attacks” against a Rolls-Royce and two Mercedes, said The Associated Press. The trio owned the luxury vehicles and filed fraudulent insurance claims totaling nearly $142,000. A California Department of Fish and Wildlife biologist reviewed footage of the “attacks” submitted as part of the damage claims and concluded the assailant was “clearly a human in a bear suit.”

     
     

    Morning Report was written and edited by Nadia Croes, Catherine Garcia, Scott Hocker, Anya Jaremko-Greenwold, Justin Klawans, Rafi Schwartz, Peter Weber and Kari Wilkin, with illustrations by Stephen Kelly and Julia Wytrazek.

    Image credits, from top:  U.S. Navy via Getty Images; Tom Williams / CQ-Roll Call Inc. via Getty Images; Randy Holmes / Disney via Getty Images; Illustration by Julia Wytrazek / Getty Images
     

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