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The Week contest: No views

This week's question: A proposed $1.5 billion dormitory at the University of California at Santa Barbara, designed by billionaire investor Charlie Munger, is being compared to an 11-story prison because 94 percent of the tiny rooms have no windows. In seven words or fewer, please come up with a snappy slogan to persuade students to move into "Dormzilla."

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RESULTS:

 THE WINNER: "We make education pane-less"

Gerald Gornik, La Verne, California

SECOND PLACE: "The dorm with no outside distractions"

Terry Murray, Cincinnati

THIRD PLACE: "See the world after graduation"

George Rose, South Daytona, Florida

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Wisdom doesn't need windows — look inside instead"

Joe Ayella, Wayne, Pennsylvania

"No panes, know gains"

Walter Smith, Washington, D.C.

"UCSB: Where school is pane-free"

Bill Winslow, Alexandria, Virginia

"Munger Hall: A hive of activity"

Michael Grossman, San Dimas, California

"Welcome to Plato's Cave"

Erica Avery, Greenfield, Massachusetts 

"Live in a box. Think outside the box"

Chris Wilhelmi, Chicago

"When you really want to cram"

Ken Kellam III, Dallas

"Interact on a Cellular Level"

Bill Levine, Belmont, Massachusetts

"SPF 100 Guaranteed 24/7/365"

Norm Carrier, Flat Rock, North Carolina

"No views is good news!"

Cheryl Old, San Diego, California

"Bat caves for book worms"

Margaret Lawrence, Eureka, California

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